Third time's a charm!

Have you even been asked if you were pregnant when you weren't?  Yes?  How many times? Once, twice?  Well, I've got you beat!  THREE TIMES! 

The first time was years ago and I was wearing a baby-doll shirt.  Ok, I'll let that one slide. 

The next one was just because I am plaid, old fat. 

And today? Today was, well, because now not only is my mid section fat, but I must have the "Hi, I'm pregnant round face" because the woman couldn't even see my body!!!

I've had the (smiling and rubbing her belly) "So, is it official?".  And now the, "Are you all ready for the baby?" AND - all three times I was asked by WOMEN!

HELLO LADIES! This is in Chapter Fucking One of your "Things to Never Ask" Handbook!! 

As my bestie would say, Oh. Em. Gee. 

Unisex clothing

Why do they call it unisex clothing?? It's not. It's men's clothing. Why don't they just call it men's and admit that their company is too lazy to make women's clothing?? I may not be shaped like a super model but I am also not shaped like a square robot! Geesh!