Random Rants and Raves

1.  Red Velvet cake always looks better than it tastes.
2. Toms are ugly.  Trendy girls only wear them because they are trendy.  I am no fashonista, but I know fugly when I see it, and Toms are fugly.  Although, if I were a trend-follower without my own identity or soul, I would be psyched when something comfortable finally became trendy also... so go for it girls, Tom away.  And if you say you bought them because they send a pair of shoes to the poor every time you buy them, that's bullshit, remember, you have no soul.  You probably think being charitable is trendy too.   
3.  I kept waking up last night with my brow squished up and my fists tightened.  What's up with that?
4.   I hate Times New Roman and Courier. 
5.  Making bread at 6,000 feet is really, really hard.  I don't know if it is me or my bread maker, but one of us needs to go.
 6.  I hate that time at the end of your period when you don't really need to wear a tampon but you kinda do... so annoying. 
7.  Why do people throw the word 'love' around?  There is nothing worse than when someone ends a conversation with a "love you" and you either have an awkward silence or you stutter and say "ugh, uh, um, thanks!" 
8.  Why, why, why!!! does my tongue love the salty/sweet combination SO much?!?! Life would be so much easier without taste buds.
9.  Disclaimer:  I have never stolen anything in my life.  (Well, I have walked out with a thing or two I didn't realize I was holding and then walked faster out of shock and fear...) Anyway, I hate when I am browsing a bookstore or a trinket shop and I feel like I am being watched.  I get a guilty feeling and feel the need to ask for help looking for something that I wasn't even looking for!  What's that all about?
10.  The people at my favorite sandwich shop know me by name and I love that. 

From Blue to Green

I made a little Kidney Cocktail for myself.  I juiced cucumbers, celery, lemon and parsley to help kick this kidney infection.  I am tired of feeling blue.. so I decided to feel green.